Q: What is a Redneck Friday?
A: When you take lunch break, and never return to work.

“You might be a redneck if…”

• any of your front room pieces of furniture is inflatable.
• the family business requires a lookout.
• you put in a 40 hour week at Walmart, but don’t work there.
• you were ever fired for shooting spitballs.
• 3 generations of your family are currently working at McDonalds.
• your company went out of business because your ladder broke.
• you sell rabbits out of your car.
• a lifetime goal of yours is to own your own fireworks stand.

Today will be:

• Work on team communication, boat handling, etc. We will try several different combinations if the wind is up.
• We will run some boat handling drills, stops/starts/slowdowns.
• Possibly a few cooters-in-the-middle to Mark 1, along with cooter-in-middle downwind to mark 3.
• Possibly the 2 on 2 final beat balance drill
• Then run a few team races start to finish for all 3 teams.
• Remember: If you ain’t rubbin’, you ain’t racin’,