Redneck Friday, 3-6-2020

Q: What is a Redneck Friday?
A: When you take lunch break, and never return to work.

“You might be a redneck if…”

  • any of your front room pieces of furniture is inflatable.
  • the family business requires a lookout.
  • you put in a 40 hour week at Walmart, but don’t work there.
  • you were ever fired for shooting spitballs.
  • 3 generations of your family are currently working at McDonalds.
  • your company went out of business because your ladder broke.
  • you sell rabbits out of your car.
  • a lifetime goal of yours is to own your own fireworks stand.

Today will be:

  • Work on team communication, boat handling, etc. We will try several different combinations if the wind is up.
  • We will run some boat handling drills, stops/starts/slowdowns.
  • Possibly a few cooters-in-the-middle to Mark 1, along with cooter-in-middle downwind to mark 3.
  • Possibly the 2 on 2 final beat balance drill
  • Then run a few team races start to finish for all 3 teams.
  • Remember: If you ain’t rubbin’, you ain’t racin’,
1 Mariner Boss Hogg Fagan Ryan Jon-Boy Wahba
2 Maddie “Maddie” Hawkins Jordan Bodean Bruce
3 Sam Bubba Bruce Addi Misti-Sue Harris Sub In
4 Teddy Cooter Cromwell Alex Cleetus Brenia Audrey Bobby-Joe Klepper
5 Patrick Rusty Dolan Lilly Bobby-Sue Baker Regan Dixie King
6 Kyle-NASCAR-Style Reinecke Anna-Mae Howell Hayden Rack ‘o’ Lamb
7 Robby Ricky-Earl Meek Chase Auto Parts O’Malley
8 Thomas Harley Davidson Sitzmann Raam Bucktail Fox
9 Zander Craw-Daddy King Rees Tater Tindall
10 OUT
11 CHUBBIES Brooke LuAnn Arnold
12 Chase Junior Hilliard Andrea Krystal Riefkohl
Owen Opie Hennessey
FJ Jack Git ‘er done O’Donnell Coach Boat
1 Cole Jmmy-Ray Petrinko Riley Dolly Condon
2 Nick “Jean-Girard” Garcia
3 LilaSue Gibson


Spectators cheer as a pickup truck splashes through mud at an event formerly called the Redneck Olympics on Saturday, July 30, 2016, in Hebron, Maine. The organizer now calls the event the “Redneck Blank” after Olympic officials complained about the name. (AP Photo/David Sharp)

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