Q: What is a Redneck Friday?
A: When you take lunch break, and never return to work.
“You might be a redneck if…”
- any of your front room pieces of furniture is inflatable.
- the family business requires a lookout.
- you put in a 40 hour week at Walmart, but don’t work there.
- you were ever fired for shooting spitballs.
- 3 generations of your family are currently working at McDonalds.
- your company went out of business because your ladder broke.
- you sell rabbits out of your car.
- a lifetime goal of yours is to own your own fireworks stand.
Today will be:
- Work on team communication, boat handling, etc. We will try several different combinations if the wind is up.
- We will run some boat handling drills, stops/starts/slowdowns.
- Possibly a few cooters-in-the-middle to Mark 1, along with cooter-in-middle downwind to mark 3.
- Possibly the 2 on 2 final beat balance drill
- Then run a few team races start to finish for all 3 teams.
- Remember: If you ain’t rubbin’, you ain’t racin’,
|1||Mariner Boss Hogg Fagan||Ryan Jon-Boy Wahba|
|2||Maddie “Maddie” Hawkins||Jordan Bodean Bruce|
|3||Sam Bubba Bruce||Addi Misti-Sue Harris||Sub In|
|4||Teddy Cooter Cromwell||Alex Cleetus Brenia||Audrey Bobby-Joe Klepper|
|5||Patrick Rusty Dolan||Lilly Bobby-Sue Baker||Regan Dixie King|
|6||Kyle-NASCAR-Style Reinecke||Anna-Mae Howell||Hayden Rack ‘o’ Lamb|
|7||Robby Ricky-Earl Meek||Chase Auto Parts O’Malley|
|8||Thomas Harley Davidson Sitzmann||Raam Bucktail Fox|
|9||Zander Craw-Daddy King||Rees Tater Tindall|
|11||CHUBBIES||Brooke LuAnn Arnold|
|12||Chase Junior Hilliard||Andrea Krystal Riefkohl|
|Owen Opie Hennessey|
|FJ||Jack Git ‘er done O’Donnell||Coach Boat|
|1||Cole Jmmy-Ray Petrinko||Riley Dolly Condon|
|2||Nick “Jean-Girard” Garcia|